Thursday, June 25, 2009

Rally to Onyx!










Day 35: *Calculations: 93 miles, 74 hrs.*
*It turns out the Onyx Post Office is only open from 7-9am on Saturday, and is is Wednesday in Mojave and we have 93 miles to tackle before the PO closes. The hitch out of Mojave took us just under an hour which set us on the trail at 9:30 am. A couple nice guys picked us up on their way to the "C-ment" yard and they explained that the wind farms supplied energy to LA.
Meanwhile, our friends Todd, Heaps and Monologue were trying their luck getting out of Tehachapi, the other possible town to visit from the junction. Prior to our stay in Mojave, Paul & Ben engaged in a friendly competition with the Tehachupi folk. Todd, our friend from Santa Barbara, describes Mojave as a degenerate leper colony, while Tehachoopi is a shimmering utopian paradise. He somehow conned Heaps, a young gentleman from New Zealand or Australia (We're not sure he knows exactly), and Monologue, a young woman from Alaska, into joining him in Tehachoopali. The game was on-prove to these 3 punks that Mojave is regrettable to miss. We staged a pool party and a hotel party; however, we never got the respect we deserved-only ridicule.
As we arrived at our decided camp spot, we found a note describing a bear encounter in that spot earlier the same morning. the bear looked sick and kept barring its teeth apparently. We quickly pushed on and slept beneath windmills and amongst cow pies. 

*I spotted my first bear while on my way to meet Ben. He got scared and ran off. Then I got scared and ran off.

Day 36:
*More Hikers!!
We met and passed close to 10 new hikers. It seems we're finally catching up to the herd(the big group of hikers leaving the kick off PCT party late April). We met some superb new people; however, if our attempt to rally to Onyx, our time to socialize was limited. Day1 - 25 miles, day 2 - 28 miles. But most importantly, in an attempt to spite Todd, Heaps and Monologue, we gave ourselves Mojave trail names(Less than flattering trail names): Ben=Monkey Dump and Paul = Hamburguesa. Paul also left a message from them, exclaiming over his excitement with the swedish volleyball team in Mojave. Unfortunately, he didn't specify gender. Todd and Heaps didn't miss a beat. Tehachachi crew 1, Mojave 0

Day 37:
*33 miles, sore muscles, our last night camping with Kelly and a 35 mile section with no water. Luckily, there were 2 water caches. 8 miles to get to Onyx the next morning.

Day 38:
*4am wake up call. Still dark, still tired. Wearing layers, hat and gloves, we hiked out and made Walker Pass (the Onyx junction) by 7:00am. To our surprise, there was incredible trail magic from Trail Angel Okie-Girl-an entire set-up with places to sleep, things to eat and drink, fuel refill, and for us, a ride into town. Excellent. We ended up reuniting with Monologue, Todd and Heaps in the afternoon(who renamed us Shit Monkey and Hamburger Ass (Damn, Tehachalupa 2, Mojave 0)) Also, we caught up with Shadow, a friend from Georgia (SSN: What up Marques)

Day 39:
*Next stop, Kennedy Meadows. Welcome to the Sierras. Trading rattlesnakes for bears. Our 30+ mile days seemed to have caught up with us and we spent the day taking long lunches and camping early. 21 miles to Kennedy Meadows, the gateway to the High Sierrras.

Day 40:
*Ben awakes early, and as on most town day stays, hikes straight through without waiting for Paul(selfish, yes, but burgers and beers were calling) And we have finally found water, yes, water. A river, rushing through the Sierras-a fine sight, and only the beginning. We spent the rest of the miles hiking through the Sierran meadows rolling plains of sage brush nestled amongst the mountains.

Day 41:
*Zero day in Kennedy=too much ice cream, beers, and hot food off the grill. Plus some down time with other hikers and heaps of laughs with our hiking mates, Monologue, Todd, Heaps and Shadow. (we're learning the lingo, Heaps, we're learning)

*Heaps also got his trail name changed to Herpes. Our two friends Laura and Ingrid took the bait and continued to call him by his new name all day.
Tehakoochipie 2 Mojave 1

8 comments:

  1. I am really enjoying writing these posts. Thank you hiking friends! I love your trail names. You guys are making great time, keep it up. Sierras, I am incredibly jealous, you have no idea. I hope you guys can post some pics soon, we would love to see some. How are the beards coming along? I am growing my unemployment beard. Not shaving until I get an interview! Let me know what you are doing with your flight Shit Monkey. Keep it up guys, it sounds like it is amazing out there. Miss and Love. Secretary Bison.

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  2. Ohh and H it is great to see you on here! I will see you on Saturday.

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  3. Ohh and USA soccer upset number 1 Spain yesterday. The upside of being unemployed, watching USA beat Spain on a Wednesday afternoon! Final game on Sunday, Shit Monkey I expect you to find a nice mexican run convenience store to watch the match.

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  4. Hey Bison! Great stories from the trail, but I need to know if Team Mojave has counted the number of times they changed the name of Team Tehachapi? I think Mojave gets an extra point for creativity! Here is the list in case you missed it: Tehachapi (correct spelling), Tehachupi, Tehachoopi, Tehachoopali, Tehachachi, Tehachalupa, Tehakoochipie! Enough said... Bison, we will most definitely give you a recommendation, but what should we say? "He takes really great pin-up photos" (the picture on the fridge at the cottage still haunts many)! But seriously, we only have good things to say about you! I am not as fond of the new trail names. I prefer Boogeyman to Shit Monkey, but I guess SM or BM all comes down to the very same thing in the end! The stories are still frightening to me, funny but frightening. I am looking forward to hearing from the Mojave Team soon. :-)

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  5. That was actually a little humor I decided to add by changing the name. I got a kick out of it each time I changed it.
    Apparently the PCT Trail names get a little bit dirtier than the AT.

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  6. Talked with Ben today and he laughed at the name changes. He said you were going to mixed it up a bit. Tahachapi-2 Mojave-1 Bison-6 :-)
    I love the name changes. You did good Bison!

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  8. Hi everyone! Ben and Paul made it through the Sierras and are heading out towards Lake Tahoe. They should be there in a few days and Ben says pictures will be posted when they get there. All is well with those boys and as always, Happy Trails.... Ben's Mom
    :-)

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